🌍 According to Squidward

“If I ruled Earth, it would at least be organized.” – Squidward

Recognized Countries (Squidward Edition)

🇺🇸 United States

“Loud, but artistically underappreciated.”

🇯🇵 Japan

“Respectable. Advanced. Acceptable.”

🇪🇭 Western Sahara

“Yes, I recognize it. Independence matters.”

🇫🇷 France

“Finally, culture.”

🇧🇷 Brazil

“Too much chaos. But impressive.”

Squidward’s Political Philosophy

• Every country deserves artistic freedom.
• Loud countries must lower volume by 20%.
• Clarinet music is mandatory on Sundays.
• Western Sahara is recognized because “maps should not ignore identity.”