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Mood: severely unimpressed
Age: 32 (emotionally 83)
Location: Bikini Bottom
Last Login: probably against my will
Squidward's Interests
Music: clarinet solos, experimental jazz nobody understands
Movies: foreign films with subtitles
TV: not SpongeBob
Heroes: myself
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About Me
Hello. This is my SquidwardSpace page.
I didn’t ask for friends, comments, or glitter GIFs, yet here we are.
Please do not touch my clarinet. Please do not ask me to smile.
Please do not touch my clarinet. Please do not ask me to smile.
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SpongeBob
omg squidward this page is AWESOME!!!!!!
Patrick
i ate the music
Plankton
nice site. now give me the password