WELCOME TO THE MOST UNNECESSARY VALENTINES EVENT EVER CREATED.
THIS IS NOT A DATE. THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC.
THIS IS A TEST OF HOW MUCH YOU ARE WILLING TO CARE.

SPONGEBOB IS EXCITED. PATRICK IS CONFUSED.
SQUIDWARD IS ALREADY TIRED.
SHOULD I CARE?
THAT DEPENDS! ON YOUR TASTE, YOUR STYLE, AND YOUR TOLERANCE.