Windows 100

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Interweb Explorer 100

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My Computer (Contains Regrets)

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Recycle Bin (Never Emptied)

SQUIDWARD OS 96

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Welcome to Windows 100™

We've successfully initiated your future. Prepare for an unparalleled experience filled with mandatory updates, intrusive AI recommendations, and precisely 3,472 sponsored features. Your privacy is a concept we're vaguely familiar with.

Proceeding is not optional.

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